#1st Joke:
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.
It suddenly had a malfunction and went down.
A few weeks later,PepsiCo sent a rescue plane out to look for the lost plane.
They found the wreckage but were unable to locate the crew.
They searched the area and found a tribe of cannibals.
They walked up to the Chief of the tribe and asked him if he knew anything about the crash.
The Chief says, "Yeah".
When asked where the crew was the Chief replied, "We ate the crew and drank the Pepsi."
The Rescue crew was shocked. One man asked, "Did you eat their legs?"
The chief replied, "We ate their legs and we drank the Pepsi."
Another rescuer asked, "Did you eat their arms?"
The Chief said, "We ate their arms, and we drank the Pepsi".
After looking totally perplexed for a minute a third added,
"Did you...you know...eat their....things"??
The chief says, "No." "No?" asked the rescuers. "NO", replied the Chief, "
THINGS go better with COKE!!!"
#2nd Joke:
A little
old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes.
She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time.
She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she cuts out a ring from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male parrot's neck.
A while later, the local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes one look at the father's collar, wolf whistles, and says, "I see she caught you at it, too."
She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time.
She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn't get them mixed up again, she cuts out a ring from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male parrot's neck.
A while later, the local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes one look at the father's collar, wolf whistles, and says, "I see she caught you at it, too."
#3rd Joke:
Dear John,
I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my
decision. Please take me back.
Love,
Mary
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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Best Regards,
- Riwana -
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